Coldplay and Parkour do not mix. So, let's just say you were a top charting band and wanted to get some good attention from the youth of today, and decide to use Parkour. Well, the Parkour community should rejoice to see such a great sound and influential band choose Parkour. Coldplay show us all how wonderful it can be and how it may dazzle the youth and really connect..."NOOOO, really coldpay?" "I loved you guys so much." "You betrayed us...how dare you!"
Aside from Coldplay being one of the best bands ever they did a very BAD thing. BAD Coldpay, BAD! In their recent video Charlie Brown they used Parkour, but for all the wrong reasons. Seen in the video is a Parkour-Rave-Hipster who does his, vaults, flips and drops then proceeds to smash a window in for a BAD little joy ride. Disappointed am I about making people that train Parkour, hoodlums.
Why not use Parkour to chase down that nasty kid who decided to steal a car, just for a girl...man girls are BAD news. Rave free of judgement my reckless Parkour kid...
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